The Legend of Milo and the Sacred Ring

Tonight i need some advice from my friend ..who shall be called "Nayr".
We were talking and i gt some good advice off of him and hopefully he got some good advice off of me. So by the middle of the convo we started talking about time..about how time is the best solution for everything,except for cancer...but thats not the point here. The point is..well..uhm...
The Legend..has begun...

p.s. dont im him u stalkers!

Nayrskater (12:22:25 AM): so im letting time tell me.
chewycrunchy16 (12:22:30 AM): time rules
Nayrskater (12:22:33 AM): alot
Nayrskater (12:22:37 AM): *gets old and dies*
Nayrskater (12:22:40 AM): FUCK TIME!
chewycrunchy16 (12:22:41 AM): NOOOOOOOOOo
chewycrunchy16 (12:22:43 AM): come back
chewycrunchy16 (12:22:48 AM): rewinds time
chewycrunchy16 (12:22:52 AM): ....
Nayrskater (12:22:58 AM): *poops pants*
chewycrunchy16 (12:23:00 AM): hahaha
Nayrskater (12:23:00 AM): too back!
chewycrunchy16 (12:23:04 AM): ok ok
chewycrunchy16 (12:23:13 AM): Forwards time
chewycrunchy16 (12:23:20 AM): ryan?
Nayrskater (12:23:48 AM): *random voice*
chewycrunchy16 (12:23:57 AM): no!
Nayrskater (12:24:06 AM): The year is 2245, Milo has just saved the world from ryan the gaint
chewycrunchy16 (12:24:15 AM): ??
chewycrunchy16 (12:24:17 AM): LMAO
Nayrskater (12:27:32 AM): hahaha
chewycrunchy16 (12:27:38 AM): why is ryan the gian bad?
Nayrskater (12:28:27 AM): cause my dick was so huge that it destory so much land so people are always attacking my dick
chewycrunchy16 (12:28:39 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
chewycrunchy16 (12:28:43 AM): lmfao
chewycrunchy16 (12:29:05 AM): Milo had to attak the Legendary Snake but how?
Nayrskater (12:29:32 AM): what else
Nayrskater (12:29:34 AM): The Ring!
chewycrunchy16 (12:29:51 AM): The Onering to rule them All?
chewycrunchy16 (12:29:56 AM): or the Vaginal Ring?
Nayrskater (12:30:11 AM): the one ring to do them all!
chewycrunchy16 (12:30:21 AM): oh...shit...
Nayrskater (12:30:21 AM): sorry. sounded cool.
chewycrunchy16 (12:30:26 AM): hahah
Nayrskater (12:30:30 AM): no the ring to rule them all.
chewycrunchy16 (12:30:51 AM): Milo goes in search of the Sacred Ring, but where can he find such a artifact?
Nayrskater (12:31:09 AM): Markus the one of none.
chewycrunchy16 (12:32:21 AM): The Wold and Wise Markus?
Nayrskater (12:32:29 AM): yes.
Nayrskater (12:32:37 AM): in the Mounation of Japan.
Nayrskater (12:32:44 AM): With is England in 2245
chewycrunchy16 (12:33:15 AM): of course
chewycrunchy16 (12:33:24 AM): cuz we all know England will rule the world
chewycrunchy16 (12:33:38 AM): elementary politics
Nayrskater (12:33:54 AM): HAHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Nayrskater (12:33:55 AM): OMG
Nayrskater (12:33:57 AM): ahahahha
chewycrunchy16 (12:34:11 AM): lmfao
Nayrskater (12:34:12 AM): SO king Banksy,Markus' Brother.
chewycrunchy16 (12:34:28 AM): Ruler of England
Nayrskater (12:34:48 AM): yes.
chewycrunchy16 (12:34:58 AM): continue...
Nayrskater (12:36:15 AM): Now England is a full blown Canvus of art. with banksy art.
chewycrunchy16 (12:36:33 AM): ....badass
Nayrskater (12:37:26 AM): So Milo the One went to Japan and for badass coffee then badass monsters fought his badass so badass people fought badass orcs badass in japan which is badass
Nayrskater (12:37:36 AM): so badass is so badass that badass wants badass in more badass
Nayrskater (12:37:39 AM): get it?
Nayrskater (12:37:43 AM): isn't this badass!!!
chewycrunchy16 (12:37:54 AM): Uber-badass
chewycrunchy16 (12:38:01 AM): so much asses that are bad
Nayrskater (12:38:05 AM): LMAOOOO!
Nayrskater (12:38:11 AM): ahhahah
chewycrunchy16 (12:38:11 AM): that my mind will soon blow up
Nayrskater (12:38:14 AM): HAHHAHA
chewycrunchy16 (12:38:18 AM): and leave fragments of ass..
chewycrunchy16 (12:38:22 AM): terrible ass
Nayrskater (12:38:58 AM): hahhaa
Nayrskater (12:39:07 AM): wow funny dude i was laughing really ard
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:14 AM): lmfao
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:26 AM): u must con.t this badass story
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:39 AM): i shall publish this legen throughout my blog and myspace bullitens
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:41 AM): so that
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:53 AM): everyone shall know the Lgend that iss..
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:54 AM): Milo
chewycrunchy16 (12:39:57 AM): =)
Nayrskater (12:40:17 AM): So after badass milo fights.
Nayrskater (12:40:24 AM): Markus was badass inpressed.
chewycrunchy16 (12:40:29 AM): word?
Nayrskater (12:40:42 AM): and told him the problem with badass ryan the gaint and his badass penis of death.
chewycrunchy16 (12:41:02 AM): DEATH DICK
chewycrunchy16 (12:41:10 AM): PENIS OF PULVURIZATION
chewycrunchy16 (12:41:19 AM): MEGA MANLINESS
Nayrskater (12:41:36 AM): Markus gave him a map to go to badass mout. doom of badass
chewycrunchy16 (12:41:37 AM): ..as so they call it
Nayrskater (12:42:40 AM): So milo got a badass horse of badassness.
chewycrunchy16 (12:42:47 AM): black and red
chewycrunchy16 (12:42:52 AM): smuthered in cheetah blood
chewycrunchy16 (12:42:54 AM): ?
Nayrskater (12:43:00 AM): And went to Mout. Doom of badass.YESSS !!
Nayrskater (12:43:01 AM): hahhahahahha
chewycrunchy16 (12:43:03 AM): cuz thats how u can run fast
chewycrunchy16 (12:43:08 AM): cheetah blood
chewycrunchy16 (12:43:10 AM): =)
Nayrskater (12:43:16 AM): HAHHAHHAHAA
Nayrskater (12:43:41 AM): so him and his badass cheetah blood monster horse of badassness were off on there jonury
chewycrunchy16 (12:43:55 AM): ..
Nayrskater (12:44:06 AM): to MOUT. badass OF DOOM!
Nayrskater (12:44:12 AM): wher they got the ring.
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:13 AM): DOOOOOOOOOOM
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:22 AM): how did accomplish this task
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:29 AM): isnt the ring guarded by the
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:46 AM): Three Headed Bitch of Assness?
Nayrskater (12:44:55 AM): You mean Paris Hilton?
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:58 AM): They say the reason why shes a BITCH
chewycrunchy16 (12:44:59 AM): yes her
chewycrunchy16 (12:45:11 AM): They say shes a bitch becasue she has sand trapped in her vagina
Nayrskater (12:46:22 AM): then!
Nayrskater (12:48:05 AM): Milo talked to the Three Headed Bitch of Assness aka Paris Hilton. By Milo being soo god damn smart! HE was talking to her about myspace and shopping, so she was talking soo much and more and mroe milo made a run for her vagina to get the ring which hung on Paris' Clint!
chewycrunchy16 (12:48:24 AM): juicy
Nayrskater (12:48:53 AM): then Paris like "that was not hott"
chewycrunchy16 (12:49:01 AM): lol
Nayrskater (12:49:06 AM): IT WAS BADASS!
chewycrunchy16 (12:49:13 AM): Milo had to choke a bitch
Nayrskater (12:50:08 AM): then she got up. and started chasing her. then milo whiped out his dick and she got distracted and suck for a badass minute, then milo punched a bitch
chewycrunchy16 (12:51:11 AM): had to
chewycrunchy16 (12:51:19 AM): Bitch was crazy
Nayrskater (12:52:39 AM): then when he had the ring he went for the gaint.
chewycrunchy16 (12:52:50 AM): Ryan the Giant?
chewycrunchy16 (12:52:56 AM): where thoes such a beast reside?
Nayrskater (12:53:21 AM): In a long lost place called.
Nayrskater (12:53:30 AM): Ohio
chewycrunchy16 (12:53:33 AM): Ohio?
Nayrskater (12:53:36 AM): wait
Nayrskater (12:53:40 AM): *blows up*
chewycrunchy16 (12:53:44 AM): ?
Nayrskater (12:54:14 AM): In a long lost place called.... Mianus
chewycrunchy16 (12:54:26 AM): thats in Connecticut
chewycrunchy16 (12:54:27 AM): lol
Nayrskater (12:54:40 AM): ....
chewycrunchy16 (12:54:44 AM): ....
Nayrskater (12:54:50 AM): THEN! Milo went to find him!
chewycrunchy16 (12:55:17 AM): ...
Nayrskater (12:56:08 AM): And he was at a Gaint bar on Gaint ave.
chewycrunchy16 (12:56:47 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (12:56:54 AM): searching for Giant poon
Nayrskater (12:56:56 AM): REALLY hard to miss!.
Nayrskater (12:57:20 AM): Then Milo entered the Gaint bar. no one noticed cause its a gaint bar,
Nayrskater (12:57:42 AM): and he is like 5 foot every freak inside is like 24 feet.
chewycrunchy16 (12:57:43 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (12:57:44 AM): true
Nayrskater (12:58:08 AM): then. he saw ryan the gaint and made the move.
Nayrskater (12:58:27 AM): wait
chewycrunchy16 (12:58:38 AM): ..
chewycrunchy16 (12:58:41 AM): waiting
Nayrskater (12:58:42 AM): are you actually reading this?? and like going to blog or something?
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:14 AM): yea
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:18 AM): y not
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:21 AM): this shits hilarious
Nayrskater (1:02:27 AM): lmao oh alright
Nayrskater (1:02:38 AM): your going to type it out though right.
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:48 AM): the wonders
Nayrskater (1:02:51 AM): not just copy and paste right?
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:52 AM): of copy and past my friend
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:57 AM): oo
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:57 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (1:02:58 AM): haha
Nayrskater (1:02:59 AM): oh alright.
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:00 AM): hmm...
Nayrskater (1:03:10 AM): anyways.
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:13 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:14 AM): ok
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:16 AM): n e wyas
Nayrskater (1:03:36 AM): HE run up for the gaint. but ryan is stupid he is retarded!
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:52 AM): lmao
chewycrunchy16 (1:03:59 AM): as all giants are
Nayrskater (1:04:14 AM): Milo race on his badass horse and jump on leg and started to climb his leg hair.
Nayrskater (1:04:30 AM): then which for his head.
Nayrskater (1:04:39 AM): ryan didn't notice a thing.
Nayrskater (1:05:08 AM): so he got to his ear and climbed in. but his ear was full of flowers and jews.
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:19 AM): HAHAHA
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:25 AM): dam Jews
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:36 AM): i thought they were weak against flowers?
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:40 AM): o no
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:41 AM): wait
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:47 AM): they can sell them and make money
chewycrunchy16 (1:05:50 AM): continue
Nayrskater (1:05:51 AM): LMAO
Nayrskater (1:05:52 AM): hahahha
Nayrskater (1:05:53 AM): Milo was shocked to see that Seth Rogan was Ryan's Brain.
chewycrunchy16 (1:06:12 AM): Seth de Rogan?
Nayrskater (1:06:28 AM): No Seth Rogan the jew.
Nayrskater (1:06:39 AM): nothing speical come on he is Jewish.
chewycrunchy16 (1:06:44 AM): oo
chewycrunchy16 (1:06:45 AM): LMAO
Nayrskater (1:06:52 AM): anyways.
Nayrskater (1:07:31 AM): When Milo was about to attack, Seth Rogan Stoped Milo with an amazing. Line from one of his films. and the room became quiet.
chewycrunchy16 (1:07:45 AM): What line was it??
Nayrskater (1:08:00 AM): hold on im thining.
Nayrskater (1:09:35 AM): thinking***
chewycrunchy16 (1:09:43 AM): ...
Nayrskater (1:10:56 AM): damn i got nothing.
Nayrskater (1:10:57 AM): oh
Nayrskater (1:10:59 AM): ok*
Nayrskater (1:11:03 AM): fuck seth rogan.
chewycrunchy16 (1:11:12 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (1:11:13 AM): jew
Nayrskater (1:11:25 AM): SeinFeld was the brain of ryan
chewycrunchy16 (1:11:35 AM): dam..power
Nayrskater (1:11:46 AM): and Seinfeld said "whats the deal with airplane food?!"
Nayrskater (1:11:52 AM): And milo stoped.
chewycrunchy16 (1:11:56 AM): gasp
Nayrskater (1:12:53 AM): and Just looked at him with such shame. that milo just said "I'm sorry I tired to kill you"
chewycrunchy16 (1:13:13 AM): tired?
Nayrskater (1:13:26 AM): Tried*
chewycrunchy16 (1:15:28 AM): oo ok
Nayrskater (1:15:55 AM): Seinfeld just laughed, and asked "What do you want? Ryans' Brain?" Milo Reacted fast with a yes. And Seinfeld just point at a switch that was 5 feet away that said on and off.
chewycrunchy16 (1:16:16 AM): lol
Nayrskater (1:16:28 AM): Milo was soo confused.
chewycrunchy16 (1:16:47 AM): bet
Nayrskater (1:16:49 AM): So he ran for the switch and changed it. to off.
Nayrskater (1:16:57 AM): then nothing happend.
chewycrunchy16 (1:16:58 AM): did it work!?
chewycrunchy16 (1:17:00 AM): noooo
Nayrskater (1:17:06 AM): THEN! Ryan started to fall.
chewycrunchy16 (1:17:15 AM): dam..dat was easy
Nayrskater (1:17:25 AM): and the Jews yelled "SAVE THE MONEY!"
chewycrunchy16 (1:17:31 AM): hahha
chewycrunchy16 (1:17:37 AM): and "SAVE THE FLOWERS!"
Nayrskater (1:18:30 AM): EVery one was in was run in choas and when ryan hit the floor of the bar. Jews started running out of his head. and music started playing in the bar in cheer of that the great ryan is dead.
chewycrunchy16 (1:18:46 AM): lol
Nayrskater (1:18:51 AM): then Milo climbed out with a victor!
chewycrunchy16 (1:19:06 AM): lol sweeeet
chewycrunchy16 (1:19:12 AM): what about his huge penis
chewycrunchy16 (1:19:28 AM): wudnt a menacin menace take it and use it for power?
Nayrskater (1:19:43 AM): And then he Markus came in the bar and Granted him the kiss to his golden bathroom. And the great penis was chopped up and fed the hungry kids of japan.
chewycrunchy16 (1:19:52 AM): kiss?
chewycrunchy16 (1:19:59 AM): haha
chewycrunchy16 (1:20:09 AM): what about ethiopian kids?
Nayrskater (1:20:33 AM): in the year 2245 afirca is just a huge disney place.
Nayrskater (1:20:43 AM): no one is hungry there.
chewycrunchy16 (1:20:44 AM): hahahahahaha
Nayrskater (1:21:08 AM): then Milo used the golden bathroom and shat for years and years.
chewycrunchy16 (1:21:15 AM): nice
chewycrunchy16 (1:21:16 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (1:21:18 AM): well done
Nayrskater (1:21:19 AM): The End..
chewycrunchy16 (1:21:28 AM): i must save this
Nayrskater (1:22:02 AM): but markus had something up.
Nayrskater (1:22:05 AM): HE wasn't happy with Banksy.
Nayrskater (1:22:16 AM): tune in next for the next installment of BADASSNESS 2!
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:19 AM): whaat?!!!
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:26 AM): sweeeeet
Nayrskater (1:22:30 AM): hahaha
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:32 AM): nice
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:35 AM): hilarious
Nayrskater (1:22:37 AM): wow how random was all of that.
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:37 AM): fukin genious
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:39 AM): genius
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:47 AM): jews?
chewycrunchy16 (1:22:48 AM): lol
Nayrskater (1:22:50 AM): hahahha
chewycrunchy16 (1:23:00 AM): wow
chewycrunchy16 (1:23:04 AM): next story
chewycrunchy16 (1:23:12 AM): i have to narrorate
Nayrskater (1:23:17 AM): yea.
Nayrskater (1:24:18 AM): we will have to make a prolong for ryan gaint. and markus.
chewycrunchy16 (1:24:34 AM): lol
chewycrunchy16 (1:24:36 AM): ok
chewycrunchy16 (1:24:41 AM): prologue?