"Why is that guy wearing a dress!?"

Waking up Sat. morning and my mid is set on doing what i have to do.

Pay my phone bill

Pay for the Drake tickets

My cousin lets me borrow his car while he's at work but i have to go pick him up, and he closes. So i have to be there by 9 pm.

So its like 3pm and i was supposed to go cash my check at my bank.(i prefer my bank rather than the corner stores cuz they take like $10 off ur paycheck..and believe me, i needed those $10.)

"FUK FUK FUK im late angel!"

lol

We drive to the Mall cuz

1- gotta cash my check at that lil concession stand =/
2-pay for my phone bill there at the T-Mobile Stand
3- pay for my drake tickets

well i did all that in less than 30 min...
and it was only 4 pm..

so we waited at the mall till my cousin got out..

we ate
chilled
played with this big bouncy ball with glitter inside..kept us entertained for about 6 hours.lol


there i also just let my mind wander about shit..which is always a bad idea cuz i tend to over-analyze EVERYTHING. Tends to put me into a depressed state.

Anyways i just did what maria told me to do

"Suck it up!"

In which in due time i will, but i cant help it..i doubt anyone can.

So 9pm reached and i thought we were going to this Cookout that one of our co-workers invited us to.

Jonathan gets a call to see if he wants to go to the casino's

"Sure, let me ask if my cousins are down"

sweet

we get home,
get ready,
and go to his friend's house.

We get there and i instantly see a penis drawn on their street.

lol shit was funny

so we're chillin and talkin. They seem real cool ppl and we had like 10 ppl going in 4 different car.

And Let me tell you.

These guys are fukin crazy lol

they fight and say absurd shit in front of strangers nd shit .lol

So finally everyone gets to the house and we leave and its already like 10:30pm..takes about 2 hours to get there..

We leave and thru the highway we stop at a Mcdonalds Rest stop and idk why..i guess to get suttin to eat?

all the people get out and start like
punching
kickin
jumpin nd shit

over bushes
mooning people
kickin down trash cans

shit was fukin hilarious.

so we're drivin and im already starving and sleepy

we get there around 12am

This place is fuckin nice

I was amazed on how big and nice they made this shit look

a Fuckin Lion

and immediately they start fukin with ppl
lol

this old lady behind us was making
"Car Horn" noises for us to get outta the way

and two of our ppl start makin that noise mad loud infront of her

"BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

lol

we find everyone and we go eat at the Hard Rock Cafe..shits nice but expensive at that.

we get there

order our food and chillin

this crazy guy (lil bit too crazy) with us is being ridiculous nd shit..ehh kinda got annoyin but w.e.

aint my friend

we go and walk around
at the same time these guys are sayin some absurd shit to random ppl

"Hey! Why is that guy wearing a dress!!??"

that was a woman..lmao

o man fukin hilarious man..i cudnt stop laughin at the they wud say..
Bascially for a good 2 hours thats all we did

but at that casino place..theyre were a lot of fukin hot girls

ALOT

Some of them drunk
but nonetheless...still hot

its like 3 and we bounce home
leavin one of our guys accidently bumps into a woman..barely bumpin and apperently that guy said something to piss our guys off.
One of our guys retaliated

"Im Sorry Sir but she looks like shes breathing to me!!"
lol

he calls security and says he assaulted her

WOW

Bullshit call

we then had to wait for security and bla bla blah

leave like around 4 am

I got home around 5:30 am....

fuk