Busy

I know i havent updated my blog in a while. Iv been pretty busy with a lot of things. Ima be buzy till next week and after that
more stories of my Life.=)
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Brushing your teeth makes hair grown on your chest and other places

I swear i love to brush my teeth.lol

Im on the verge of becoming a man. I just bought a new brush and mouth wash. so happy
=)

So to those that talk to me through the phone and im always brushin my teeth..well this is how i look like.
YEAAA

WUT A FUN/HORRIBLE WEEKEND!!!!!!

My weekended started off pretty normal. Woke up around around 1 ish..i DID NOT masturbate but actually ate some food. lol good food. Called my barber Mo and got my cut around 3. Then i skated back to my house and passed "walgreens" on the way..then realized i needed to buy some hair gel. FUK. I had to go back to Walgreens and buy some. One thing you gotta kno about this walgreens is that its always filled with hot girls =) and i looked like sweaty shit when i went to buy it i got home and finished everything by 5 ish... i was so tired and hot it felt like i ran away from lions that were on firie chasing me while i was wearin layers of shirts and camouflage pants. I think i lost 5 lbs.=/ So i take a shower.. happy that i got a fresh cut. =)





Then on my mission to find out whats going on this weekend. Found out my friends are in town for the weekend. hmmmm..cool.Might as well sleep over one of their appartments, so i take my clothes and neccesities. So Russ pickes me up and we arrive at the game and we witness a beatdown that is usually known as one of Gateway High School football games. It was soo weird. Just going back there made me realized that i miss all the fun times i had there. =/ I had madd fun mayne!. So we meet with more friends there at the game chilled till it was over. 40 somthing to 0. Gateway lost of course. There we decided that we're going to go to Lake Brently Swim Meet just for the Fuk of it.



While at the game we call other people and we rendevouse at Denny's. In total we had 10 ppl at a table.lol We chill there for like 3 hours and tlaking about vaginas and how Mario is a pedo cuz all of his myspace comments are from lil petit girls.lol




So it's around 10 ish and Russell had to pick up his mom so we left with him and he dropped me and mario fof at mario's crib. There we had to fill his car up with gas..and this is how he did it..

as you can see he had to do it the hard way..by just pouring it it from a canister.lol took like 10 min..soo long. and we were eaten by misquitos.=(

Then a couple min. later we went to pick up Russell..and if those that don't know, Russell is the funniest kid i know. Here he is.

And after that went to pick up EJ at this weird place. So its bout 1 ish and after we pik him up we go back up to Mario's place. IMMEDIATLEY when i get there i scanned the whole kitchen for some foods. I went in the pantry, got sum snacks. Went to the cooler and got some cold freshness from the cooler.."Dead Sea"...hmmm DEAD FLAVOR.

Anyways so Mario and EJ go upstairs and its jus Me and Rus in the kitchen.....Bad move MArio. NEVA EVA LEAVE ME OR RUSS IN UR KITCHEN LET ALONE TOGETHER. We tore that place a new one. Ate everything in sight..well i tried. we came up with some good combos. Crackers and butter. Dorrios and buttter. Banana's dipped in butter...nOt a smart idea and some of the bananas are really small!.lol LOOK!

Chocolate chip cookies dipped in milk. Chocolate chip cookies dipped in Water..DEAD FLAVORED WATER. MArio comes in

"WUT DA FUK GUYS!. HAHAHAHA"

lol funny and all laughed and mario-

"SHhhhhhhhh my mom is sleeping not too loud"

all you hear after..

"FUK DAT!"

lol funny shit . ppl are throwin banana peels and balls and shit.lol it was like 2 ish so mario had to take Russ back home.

EJ tlaking in his sleep nd shit i cudnt stop laughin and so i fell asleep around 3 am ish

Woke up around 5 20 am to..

"Camilo, wake up. Mike's coming in like 10 min."

I wasnt happy. Im not an early person.

Mike and Russ come in we head to School so we can leave with the swim team. Everyone is all suprised and shit that we came. More suprise at me cuz i was never part of the swim team..EVER. Maybe for like a day.lol

WE take a ride with Craigs mom, so Its Craig's Mom, Craig, Me, Russ, Mike, Melissa(craigs sis), EJ, and Mario..in a car..early..with gangster music.lol funny we were all singing along to every song.

"GET BACK MOTHERFUKA, U DONT KNO ME LIKE DAT"

we get there and theres so many kids there! and it was all hot and we had to set up this tent.SETTED UP.lol we bizidounce and went to this gym i kept hearing about.

There's one reason what made this gym soo fukin fun..ITS PITCHED BLACK DARK

We all ran around. Yelling loud crazy raunchy obscene( i cant even describe it) noises.lol Then Russell took it to the next level..he took off his clothes and ran around in his speedos.lol. then after awhile this random white boy stranger comes in. we tell him,

"Theres this crazy black kid running around in his speedos. ITs so creepy"

Russell runs by a lit part of the gym.

"Omy i see him"

the White boy starts chasing him.lol Ten minutes later he stopped and realized there was no chance in hell he can ever catch Russell.lol

It was SOOO FUN. I had a blast at the gym. At one point i didnt hear n e thing..except for this..

Basically a couple of hours of running around we sat and chilled for a bit then the lights turn don and we had to go cuz of basketball practice. GAY.

We had to sit outside in the hot and sticky weather. UGH.

UGHHHH. It SUKED ASS CUZ IT WAS SOOOOO HOT but fun cuz we were all talking and sayin funny shit and i got to meet new friends. And PLUS there were soo many hot girls in swim suites..=) It ate few snacks and Gaterades and i took a nice nap. Me, Mike, Mario, and Russ were all exhausted cuz neither of us got enuff sleep and ughh..fuk!

The time passed somehow and it got to be 1 or 2..idk.and the swim meet had like a break and we went to Sweet Tomatoes to eat!! yay!!!...NO. NOT AT ALL!. ITS A BUFFET...A SALAD BUFFET. FUK WHOEVER CREATED SHOULD BURN IN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY. or in Mike's case Just walk around with a pinecone up there ass.lol

We totally snuck in cuz we werent gunna pay for this shitty food.WE got these girls to get us some food.

HORRIBLE. the food didnt satisfy me.=(

Den we rode back and ughh..back to settin up the tent on the hot place. I took a nap again and was knocked out.

Then we went to the gym cuz Mike and MArio were there and a couple of ppl from the team. Chilled and met these dumb ass white girls and we told them we were all gay. One of the kids ask Mike

"If your gay why dont u kiss one of your friends"

We all look at each other..uhh

"If your striaght then kiss any of these girls".

lol funny thing was he was kinda retarded.lol IM SORRY!

They left there shit at the gym once they left..bad idea..look we Russ did with their blanket.

After a few min..or an hour or so we went back outside. Took another nap and woke up. This time the gym had the lights turnd off.lol =)

We went and ran back and it was like even more darker. We started to look for the pillows from that pile and we got into a pillow fight. I was scared cuz i cudnt see shit and i kept gettin hit random pple with pillows and i kept getting hit from everywhere.

"AHHHHHHHH BLAHHH FLASP FLP LAPS!!!!!!!!!!!" and a couple of strawberries.lol

it lastd like a while. until we had to go. Mellisa comes in and said we had to go.

Then the dumb white girls come back.

"WHERE's ALL OUR STUFF?!"

lol

all i here is Mike yell

"QUICK RUSSELL LETS GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE!"

We all ran out and the Meet was done. It finished around 6.pm. On the way to the car

"Did anyone hit the girls cause all i heard someone smackin and pushing and girls yelling"

Mario- "Yea that was me. I pushed thema nd owned them"

LMFAO

i get home around 8 ish and was on the virge of going to a party. I was excited and then it shut down. =(. I fell asleep around 12 is and so tired at work. I was falling asleep at Clarion!.lol

but it was really exciting and im still tired..it took me a while to write this cuz im so tired.lol

i just got back from walmart and this made me laugh..MAde with 100% Reall Baby Seal.=)

Zodiac

Yesterday was prabably the most boring-est-est day i had in a fukin WHILE. i didnt do n e thing productive except probably use my sperm as bullets for target practice. My balls are currently empty. They're on "E"
=/

I got a call around 11:40
"Hey Camilo, its mark...you wanna sleep over??"
"Uhhhh..ok? sure"
So he gets here around 12 in da morning and so we're off. We stopped at McDies cuz he got hungry..I swear i wasnt hungry . Then 3 min. later.
"Bubble bubble bubble."
lol thats the sound my stomach makes when its empty
"bubble".lol
so we stopped at another McDies( i call it McDies cuz their delicious food shall be the death of me.) i got a large #10
..my fav =)
We eat and what not played some Marvel vs. Capcom which was fun. Then some Guitar Hero 3.. then it got to be around 2 45 and we were supposed to go to our friends house but i was too tired and ugh..so after about 20 min. it came to a decision.
"NO"
We looked for sum movies to watch. I spent over 5 min. searchin until i saw "Zodiac"

"That movie!. Lets watch that"
It starts off pretty good..for an hour. Shootings and brutal stabbings later..it got hmm..boring?..Antoher 2 hours of Pure Talking..Nothing but people looking for clues..
Remember we started to watch this around 3 10..the movie ended around 6...

I recommend it..just not late at night..trust me.
=(

Such an intereesting day...

Today started off as any other work day. I went to Clarion..the Hell..ughh! Opened up like i usually do and i did nothing like i always do. Except today the lizards like went nuts.lol. One tried to leap to this lil ledge and failed and kept doin it. It was funny. Then a Big lizard was chasing a smaller lizard. One ate like 5 flies infront of me. They were all like on crack. It amused me from the time being. LEarned and read about "War of the Worlds" and "The Day the Earth Stood Still". IT's going to be a good movie. I already know what happens cuz its a remake but tis going to be better watch.

After work my friend Mark picked me up. We went to his house to find his other friends waiting outside. He has funny ass friends. They decided to go to their other friend's house to "jam". It was interesting..very. Then we headed back to Mark's house to play Soul Cal. And thats when the hurrendous cursing began. "Fukin asshole!!!" and "FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ME!" was heard in the house.lol

it started to get late so we were hungry and went to Wendy's...lol...

What are we getting?

To Drink??

Wait we dont got enough!?

Too much change...

Girls, Sex, Synthesizers, Pizza, and Weed.

Yesterday i was listening to some music..well mostly Kanye West's new song "Love Lockdown". I like it, a lot of my friends say they dont cuz he sings, well fuk u guys. Try something new for a change. Well i saw a bulletin from my good friend Mark saying if n e one wants to go to Cici's Pizza to let him kno. So i did. Plus i havent chilled with him for a while so it was good to catch up on sum shit.

We go to Cici's pizza and buy sum real good pizza. There were these to..hmm..uhm.. i dont wana say fat..how about...OverSized girls looking at me..hard..like if i was a slice of Cici's Pizza.lol

Tried my best to ignore it. Anyways we sit down and i look at marks plate..

"Mark thats a lot of slices"

lol and we somehow got to this argument becuz he thought..

"Camilo this is a competition. We'll see who eats the more slices"

"Yea but Cici's Slices are small and besides 2 slices of Cici's Pizza = 1 regular sliced pizza from n e where"

funny argument tho.lol He counted 13 slices but i counted 6 1/2.lol

this is me..and my eating face. grrrrrr

We also were talking about girls and relationships. Like how i cant be in a relationship cuz i dont like being tied down and reporting my self on where im at, who am i with, wut time im getting home,blah blah blah. and that for now i rather be single and w.e. I got used to be single for so long, im just accustomed to it. u kno? i used to be a good boyfriend, from what my ex tells me.lol

i mean its not hard to treat a girl right. I think its real easy and i can be loyal, just gotta give me a good reason =).

Then after Cici's we went to Guitar Center. Mad fun place cuz they have all these cool instruments and shit. We went to the synthesizer place and tried to turn them on. They are fukin complicated ass shit!. So many buttons and lights i wsa like fuk this man.lol Then i found this beat making thingamabob...The Coolest Thing in the World. I started making a drum beat den Mark was playin the piano and we were jamming for a bit.lol We had to leave becuz the store was closing in a few.

We headed to Mark's place where we played Soul Caliber..the newest one. My favs are Darth Vader, Nightmare and Yoshimitsu. MArk was owning me super hard. I saw his dad who i havent seen in like years and didnt recognize me.

"oo..Napolean?

"No dad its camilo"

"CAmilo??..The Asshole?! Holy shit you changed!"

i didnt know how to take it.lol i took it as a good thing

"Camilo..you look look like a man. I remember wen u used to be an asshole and shit"

lol

He had me laughing alot. It was nice seeing him tho..in a weird way. Then Marks friend came and we all chilled and played SC. then Mark's friend got high..and i started to act all hyper and crazy just to fuck wit him,lol Now i know why Mark did that shit too me. I luv high people.lol

Overall yesterday was a good fun day

FUCK YEA!

Two days ago i was home doing nothing..probably masturbating and eating my delicious peanut butter and bologna sandwiches. I orgasmed 5 times

=)

Anyways i was like on the verge of taking a nap, suddenly someone knocked on the door. You cant ell it was someone u dont know when they knock obnoxiously loud and shit. I was like

"OMG is it here?"

so i walked and i opened the door and i was in..AWWWW

Like God shined a ray of light on this browned outfitted UPS guy.

"Hey, Are you camilo?

"UHhhhh yea?..Sweet its here"

Now remember i was takin a nap so i was without a shirt and my gym shorts and my hair was all fucked up.lol

"Here you go man take care"

"Thanx man"

IT WAS MY PACKAGE FROM KIDROBOT!! MY MUNNY!!!!

I was pretty excited as u can see.lol. It took me two days of
Painting
Creativity
Sandwiches
and MJ's "Thriller" album
so make it look like...

Its Banksy's Evil twin Bro "Seymour".lol Ima buy sum more soon and get better and better. This reminds me of the time me and one of my managers went to go buy sum supplies after work. I was like

"Hey can u take me to "Michael's" to buy sum paints and brushes?

o ok

Ok so it was a realll HOT day and she had no a c in her car

so we go from the Nickelodeon Hotel to Oak Ridge and we get there and i hear

"Oops..its "Marshall". Well they both sound alike "Marshall and Michael's?"

"No Lindsay..no its not.lol so we go n e ways cuz there was this Halloween Costume store and we found cool ass Costumes.. Mines is guna be the best watch. I found wut ima be in there. Then we found a Michael's close by and we stop there but first we went to this comic book store for like 10 min. Then went to this place called "Lollicup".

Really interesting store. They make like your tea and coffee with cool other flavors nd shit. And plus the girls were Asian..cute ones too.lol The store was real interestin cuz it had art the was very similar to Uberbot.

Look at Linz. All Happy.lol

And plus all the art thats on the wall is for sale. Also they had this wall that was covered with sticky notes that people who come draw. i was like whoa, ima draw. So i drew Me denying a girl for a hairwrap.lol

cool place man.ima take a couple of girls there pretty soon.lol

Then we went to my boss's house cuz there were guna have a lil get together bcuz of Football and i had fun there. =)

Well looks like i can't keep to one subject on this blog shit huh?

lol

Maybe i found it...

So yesterday i was supposed to work. I woke up around 8:30 and gettin ready, ironing my shirt and putting a shitload of gel to my hair. (Swear in the future ima be bald due to the overuse of gel =(). I was eating sum cereal and i here my phone ringing. "RHYNO RHYNO RHYNO".lol i have my manager under Rhyno.lol He was like


"Ima cancel your shift today Toby"


"WUT? why man?!"


"havent u looked outside? ITS RAINING. Didnt u hear about Hannah??"


"oo yea...Hannah"


"Well we're not going to open outside so you dont have to work today"






FUCK


7 hours out the window. Worst thing was i couldnt go back to sleep. So i tried to make the day go fast by


1)Masturbating


2)eating


3)tv


4)postin random bullitens on Myspace


5)masturbat sum more


6)peanut butter and bologna sandwhiches.....=) delicioso





i was sooooooooo fukin bored.UGh words cannot even begin to describe the boredness that was given birth in me..lmao..gay!


So i start textin MADDD PPL to find out wut ima do


A)One wanted to go to the movies


B)Another wanted to go to this club


C)And another wanted to go paintballin


D)and one asked if i wanted to go to a Christian Concert.





A-Couldnt go cuz of her mom


C) couldnt go due to work


D sounded more interestin than B


I chose "C" =)


It was pretty cool. I went with two of my friends and had a fun time. The bands were pretty good and saw ppl who i didnt really expect to be there





Then when all the music was done this guy came to the stage and started talkin. He talked with so much emotion about God and Jesus.


He said that people didnt know what to be saved from. People think that they need to be saved from sin, but no. They need to be saved by God's Wrath and God is the only one who can save them. His whole speech hit me real hard. Saying that we dont have to ask for forgiveness because we will continue to sin throughout our lives and if we just BELIEVE and TRUST in Jesus, KNOW WHY HE DIED FOR US, having faith in Jesus will save you from God's Wrath.


I liked it alot. I liked who i was around with because everyone was really nice to me. I want to keep going there and see what happens.

I Love you.

A hero..What is a real "Hero"? Is it one of your role models?? Is it a superhero you look up to? A famous Star athlete?? Any one can impact your life greatly and have an influence on your decisions in life.

My Mom is my hero. She tries sooo hard to help me with anything i ask. She works 3 jobs. She goes to work at 5 a.m. Comes back home around 3 p.m. Then leaves at 4 and comes back around 10 to do it all over again.I try to make her feel better sometimes..but it just doesnt work. Watching her cry makes me feel bad.Makes me feel like im not doing my job.

I know im not the best son in da world. I know i make mistakes. Just want you to know that i do love you mom. I do care and appreciate everything you do. Even if i get mad at you for stupid shit and dont talk..I love you and im grateful to have a mother like you.

One of these days..ima buy you that car you want. Imma pay your bills for you. Imma be that "Best Son"..Im sorry. I love you