Now you stare me with those sad weeping eyes
And you ask me how you can achieve a peace of mind
I say, its not that easy you see, it takes time
But there's ..
50 ways to mend a heartbreak
The problem is its all deep inside your mind
you gotta live your life, one step at a time
One can't
rush things when they think its definitely outta line
50 ways to mend a heartbreak
All you need is some good friends right by your side
If you want,
add some hoes into that simple line
Just dont fall for all their trickery bullshit lies
...
Dont think too much about it, you see,
she's just a girl
Playing games with you, your mind in a whirl
Trust me friend i was also in that world
..50 ways to mend a heartbreak
My heart was painfully wounded in my old life
I fell for all her misconstructed selfish lies
luckily i was blessed with friends who stood by my side
50 ways to mend a heartbreak
I got my game on lock nd shit is going good
I work my ass off just to get enough for food, but
i like the life im livin cuz it feels so right
grab a couple of friends, all of us are high
Please explain the 50 ways...
Dont get it twisted friend, green is fuckin nice
it gets you laughs and it helps you buy lots of rides
But it aint the only way to live your dream life
Suck it up, and pick your head up high
...
Now you see, This happens to all, not only you
Countless others sinking, this shit aint really new,but
if they stopped and think, this shit might be true
By Camilo
kinda got it from
"50 Ways to make a record"
by kid cudi
but i clanged it to
"50 ways to mend a heartbreak"
still..
by Camilo
Sunday, May 31, 2009
"Why is that guy wearing a dress!?"
Waking up Sat. morning and my mid is set on doing what i have to do.
Pay my phone bill
Pay for the Drake tickets
My cousin lets me borrow his car while he's at work but i have to go pick him up, and he closes. So i have to be there by 9 pm.
So its like 3pm and i was supposed to go cash my check at my bank.(i prefer my bank rather than the corner stores cuz they take like $10 off ur paycheck..and believe me, i needed those $10.)
"FUK FUK FUK im late angel!"
lol
We drive to the Mall cuz
1- gotta cash my check at that lil concession stand =/
2-pay for my phone bill there at the T-Mobile Stand
3- pay for my drake tickets
well i did all that in less than 30 min...
and it was only 4 pm..
so we waited at the mall till my cousin got out..
we ate
chilled
played with this big bouncy ball with glitter inside..kept us entertained for about 6 hours.lol
there i also just let my mind wander about shit..which is always a bad idea cuz i tend to over-analyze EVERYTHING. Tends to put me into a depressed state.
Anyways i just did what maria told me to do
"Suck it up!"
In which in due time i will, but i cant help it..i doubt anyone can.
So 9pm reached and i thought we were going to this Cookout that one of our co-workers invited us to.
Jonathan gets a call to see if he wants to go to the casino's
"Sure, let me ask if my cousins are down"
sweet
we get home,
get ready,
and go to his friend's house.
We get there and i instantly see a penis drawn on their street.
lol shit was funny
so we're chillin and talkin. They seem real cool ppl and we had like 10 ppl going in 4 different car.
And Let me tell you.
These guys are fukin crazy lol
they fight and say absurd shit in front of strangers nd shit .lol
So finally everyone gets to the house and we leave and its already like 10:30pm..takes about 2 hours to get there..
We leave and thru the highway we stop at a Mcdonalds Rest stop and idk why..i guess to get suttin to eat?
all the people get out and start like
punching
kickin
jumpin nd shit
over bushes
mooning people
kickin down trash cans
shit was fukin hilarious.
so we're drivin and im already starving and sleepy
we get there around 12am
This place is fuckin nice
I was amazed on how big and nice they made this shit look
and immediately they start fukin with ppl
lol
this old lady behind us was making
"Car Horn" noises for us to get outta the way
and two of our ppl start makin that noise mad loud infront of her
"BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
lol
we find everyone and we go eat at the Hard Rock Cafe..shits nice but expensive at that.
we get there
order our food and chillin
this crazy guy (lil bit too crazy) with us is being ridiculous nd shit..ehh kinda got annoyin but w.e.
aint my friend
we go and walk around
at the same time these guys are sayin some absurd shit to random ppl
"Hey! Why is that guy wearing a dress!!??"
that was a woman..lmao
o man fukin hilarious man..i cudnt stop laughin at the they wud say..
Bascially for a good 2 hours thats all we did
but at that casino place..theyre were a lot of fukin hot girls
ALOT
Some of them drunk
but nonetheless...still hot
its like 3 and we bounce home
leavin one of our guys accidently bumps into a woman..barely bumpin and apperently that guy said something to piss our guys off.
One of our guys retaliated
"Im Sorry Sir but she looks like shes breathing to me!!"
lol
he calls security and says he assaulted her
WOW
Bullshit call
we then had to wait for security and bla bla blah
leave like around 4 am
I got home around 5:30 am....
fuk
Pay my phone bill
Pay for the Drake tickets
My cousin lets me borrow his car while he's at work but i have to go pick him up, and he closes. So i have to be there by 9 pm.
So its like 3pm and i was supposed to go cash my check at my bank.(i prefer my bank rather than the corner stores cuz they take like $10 off ur paycheck..and believe me, i needed those $10.)
"FUK FUK FUK im late angel!"
lol
We drive to the Mall cuz
1- gotta cash my check at that lil concession stand =/
2-pay for my phone bill there at the T-Mobile Stand
3- pay for my drake tickets
well i did all that in less than 30 min...
and it was only 4 pm..
so we waited at the mall till my cousin got out..
we ate
chilled
played with this big bouncy ball with glitter inside..kept us entertained for about 6 hours.lol
there i also just let my mind wander about shit..which is always a bad idea cuz i tend to over-analyze EVERYTHING. Tends to put me into a depressed state.
Anyways i just did what maria told me to do
"Suck it up!"
In which in due time i will, but i cant help it..i doubt anyone can.
So 9pm reached and i thought we were going to this Cookout that one of our co-workers invited us to.
Jonathan gets a call to see if he wants to go to the casino's
"Sure, let me ask if my cousins are down"
sweet
we get home,
get ready,
and go to his friend's house.
We get there and i instantly see a penis drawn on their street.
lol shit was funny
so we're chillin and talkin. They seem real cool ppl and we had like 10 ppl going in 4 different car.
And Let me tell you.
These guys are fukin crazy lol
they fight and say absurd shit in front of strangers nd shit .lol
So finally everyone gets to the house and we leave and its already like 10:30pm..takes about 2 hours to get there..
We leave and thru the highway we stop at a Mcdonalds Rest stop and idk why..i guess to get suttin to eat?
all the people get out and start like
punching
kickin
jumpin nd shit
over bushes
mooning people
kickin down trash cans
shit was fukin hilarious.
so we're drivin and im already starving and sleepy
we get there around 12am
This place is fuckin nice
I was amazed on how big and nice they made this shit look
a Fuckin Lion
and immediately they start fukin with ppl
lol
this old lady behind us was making
"Car Horn" noises for us to get outta the way
and two of our ppl start makin that noise mad loud infront of her
"BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
lol
we find everyone and we go eat at the Hard Rock Cafe..shits nice but expensive at that.
we get there
order our food and chillin
this crazy guy (lil bit too crazy) with us is being ridiculous nd shit..ehh kinda got annoyin but w.e.
aint my friend
we go and walk around
at the same time these guys are sayin some absurd shit to random ppl
"Hey! Why is that guy wearing a dress!!??"
that was a woman..lmao
o man fukin hilarious man..i cudnt stop laughin at the they wud say..
Bascially for a good 2 hours thats all we did
but at that casino place..theyre were a lot of fukin hot girls
ALOT
Some of them drunk
but nonetheless...still hot
its like 3 and we bounce home
leavin one of our guys accidently bumps into a woman..barely bumpin and apperently that guy said something to piss our guys off.
One of our guys retaliated
"Im Sorry Sir but she looks like shes breathing to me!!"
lol
he calls security and says he assaulted her
WOW
Bullshit call
we then had to wait for security and bla bla blah
leave like around 4 am
I got home around 5:30 am....
fuk
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Rough road ahead..
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Well dats one goodbye down =/
I was supposed to go do suttin with "Interface girl"(dont wana let ppl kno ur name thru this, so if ur readin, dont take it offensively. =]) on Tuesday night but shit happened and it didnt work.
So i decided to just stop by the follwoin day at her job at the mall.
7:30 am
i get woken up by Jon's brother cuz he needed a ride to the train station
8:30am
i get woken up by a text
10 am
another text
11:15am
Jonathan is makin weird noises
>=(
we wake up around 11:40 and start to get ready.
So i chill at the mall with him for a bit
till like 5 pm. Chilled and walked around.
I then asked if i can have the keys so i can go
He gladly let me borrow his car, which i think thats remarkable =)
anyways
i try to exit the mall, but they were doing construction where the entrance was and dat pissed me off, cuz it took me like 20 min to find a way out!
i get there and i go to my store to see whos workin there.
We talk and i met the girl that took my place.
She seems cool and chill.
The person in charge invited me to go to her cook out on sat
Word?
"Yea, you should come. Theres gunna be food, pool, and a hot tub!"
Word?
ima see if i can go
Den i get a text sayin
"Ur u here"
wuhh?
Den another one sayin
"R u here?"
shit i dont wana make her wait like last time so i go and wen i finally get there she calls me...
"Hello?"
" Ahhh noooooooo. my pizza jus fell. Its all ur fault"
" hehe wuh??"
as im talkin to her im walkin behind her and i see the pizza residue shit on the floor.
I feel bad cuz she was callin ME to see if i was there and she dropped her food...cuz of ME
=/
We chilled
walked around the mall for a bit
She's fukin cool and realll pretty
"Apparently im into crazy" =)
so i leave and tell her goodbye
a sad one too.
den i went to my store to say goodbye to them. Then i thought of giving her a lil present (my glow nd da dark Munny) hopefully she'll like it.
As im walking up to her,
ALL of her co-workers all lookin DEAD AT ME
Like im sum sort of wildebeest or sum shit
i gave dem da "WTF" face lol
i den got super red and nervous as i gave her my Munnny
from her reaction, i cud tell she liked it. =)
oo and wen i came up to her she told me i had her fone..and i did.
lol
if i didnt grow the balls to give her that Munny, she wudnt have gotten her phone yo i hope she likes it..I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur a cool person and i hope ul still be here wen i come in September
so i can take u out on a date
lol
well i have to go
my cousin needs me!
peace
So i decided to just stop by the follwoin day at her job at the mall.
7:30 am
i get woken up by Jon's brother cuz he needed a ride to the train station
8:30am
i get woken up by a text
10 am
another text
11:15am
Jonathan is makin weird noises
>=(
we wake up around 11:40 and start to get ready.
So i chill at the mall with him for a bit
till like 5 pm. Chilled and walked around.
I then asked if i can have the keys so i can go
He gladly let me borrow his car, which i think thats remarkable =)
anyways
i try to exit the mall, but they were doing construction where the entrance was and dat pissed me off, cuz it took me like 20 min to find a way out!
i get there and i go to my store to see whos workin there.
We talk and i met the girl that took my place.
She seems cool and chill.
The person in charge invited me to go to her cook out on sat
Word?
"Yea, you should come. Theres gunna be food, pool, and a hot tub!"
Word?
ima see if i can go
Den i get a text sayin
"Ur u here"
wuhh?
Den another one sayin
"R u here?"
shit i dont wana make her wait like last time so i go and wen i finally get there she calls me...
"Hello?"
" Ahhh noooooooo. my pizza jus fell. Its all ur fault"
" hehe wuh??"
as im talkin to her im walkin behind her and i see the pizza residue shit on the floor.
I feel bad cuz she was callin ME to see if i was there and she dropped her food...cuz of ME
=/
We chilled
walked around the mall for a bit
She's fukin cool and realll pretty
"Apparently im into crazy" =)
so i leave and tell her goodbye
a sad one too.
den i went to my store to say goodbye to them. Then i thought of giving her a lil present (my glow nd da dark Munny) hopefully she'll like it.
As im walking up to her,
ALL of her co-workers all lookin DEAD AT ME
Like im sum sort of wildebeest or sum shit
i gave dem da "WTF" face lol
i den got super red and nervous as i gave her my Munnny
from her reaction, i cud tell she liked it. =)
oo and wen i came up to her she told me i had her fone..and i did.
lol
if i didnt grow the balls to give her that Munny, she wudnt have gotten her phone yo i hope she likes it..I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur a cool person and i hope ul still be here wen i come in September
so i can take u out on a date
lol
well i have to go
my cousin needs me!
peace
Monday, May 25, 2009
Good Times
Wed. 20th
Workin.
Second to last day of work and i was uber excited/uber bummbed
ima miss dat job oh dee yo.
I planned to go eat lunch with the girl from Interface
(name shall remain nameless..and get used to it. All the girls that i will be talkin about will be nameless)
we'll jus call her..Cute girl
i told Cute girl if she wanted to go on break wiht me around 6:30.
"ok sure"
6:25 comes around and this lady rolls up with a $600 check.
The person i was working with noticed that the check was fake and her ID was also fake. So it took us awhile to get all that shit settled.
6:40
i got like 2 text messeges sayin
"where are you??"
=/
i get there and she's all eating.
i felt bad makin her wait.
We talked nd shit. She's real cool, funny and ima miss her wen i leave. Hopefully i get to see her before June 1st comes around. And if not, You Already know, YOU CAN COME DOWN AND VISIT ME IN FLORIDA!!!! I GOT U!
lol
Friday- I arrive at my cousins house around 12ish. we chill for a bit and Manny picks us up to go get our cuts.
we arrive back to the house and i take a shower to get the lil hairs out nd shit.
We get ready and leave to set everything up.
Once we did
Me and Angle tried to cook tome burgers and weiners..and it didnt work.
they can all burnt nd shit LMAO
once everyone arrived, it started to get fun. Everyone was drinkin. I was in my own lil world .lol
I couldnt hold a serious convo without rockin back and forth.
shit was maddd fun
Good ppl
Good times
Alcohol
food
wuh can be better??
I fall asleep over the house madd late and i had the best sleeeeeeeep ever!!!!!
Saturday-
We wake up and go to IHOP.
Everyone is gettin shit like
Buttermilk pancakes
Eggs
Bacon
grits...u kno..Breakfast food.
Me..being Camilo orders 4 Chocolate chips pancakes with whipcream ontop.
the Waitress asks
U want normal buttermilk pancakes or chocolate pancakes?
My eyes opend up wide like i just seen a hot girl made outta candy, holdin a set of Mercedez keys on one hand, and a KY lubricant on the other.
"Yess please"
FAIL
horrible breakfast food that turned against me the followin day
anyways
we leave and go to Jonathan's frined's house and play some video games. Pretty fun..i den proceeded to take more chocolate when the guy offered us some.
What can i say? Chocolate is my weakness. =)
After words we go back home
and jus chill and relax till we see the UFC Lyoto vs. Evans match
We started to watch it online while in the middle of it it shuts off and the video player says
"Offline"
"they caught on to us"
Jon texts on his phone and we leave to his friends house to watch the fight.
The guys were pretty cool
Offeres us some funky colored cupcakes and Rice krispies wanabee treats.
The match was good
Lyoto knocked out Rashad and now i owe Angel a Favor...fuck
Sunday-
We wake up
and we're just chillin wen jon asks
"Hey wana go to the beach??"
lol
we go to the beach and was madd chill and fun
ate sum chips
played witht he big beach ball
threw rocks
FUN!!
lol
it was
Then we arrived back home
ate
and jus chilled and watched
"Zack and Mary Make A Porno"
Funny ass movie!
Monday-
im here with my cousin Angel
He's on his laptop
Im on mine typing this out.
its 2:30 pm
we'll see what happenes layta today
=)
Workin.
Second to last day of work and i was uber excited/uber bummbed
ima miss dat job oh dee yo.
I planned to go eat lunch with the girl from Interface
(name shall remain nameless..and get used to it. All the girls that i will be talkin about will be nameless)
we'll jus call her..Cute girl
i told Cute girl if she wanted to go on break wiht me around 6:30.
"ok sure"
6:25 comes around and this lady rolls up with a $600 check.
The person i was working with noticed that the check was fake and her ID was also fake. So it took us awhile to get all that shit settled.
6:40
i got like 2 text messeges sayin
"where are you??"
=/
i get there and she's all eating.
i felt bad makin her wait.
We talked nd shit. She's real cool, funny and ima miss her wen i leave. Hopefully i get to see her before June 1st comes around. And if not, You Already know, YOU CAN COME DOWN AND VISIT ME IN FLORIDA!!!! I GOT U!
lol
Friday- I arrive at my cousins house around 12ish. we chill for a bit and Manny picks us up to go get our cuts.
we arrive back to the house and i take a shower to get the lil hairs out nd shit.
We get ready and leave to set everything up.
Once we did
Me and Angle tried to cook tome burgers and weiners..and it didnt work.
they can all burnt nd shit LMAO
once everyone arrived, it started to get fun. Everyone was drinkin. I was in my own lil world .lol
I couldnt hold a serious convo without rockin back and forth.
shit was maddd fun
Good ppl
Good times
Alcohol
food
wuh can be better??
I fall asleep over the house madd late and i had the best sleeeeeeeep ever!!!!!
Saturday-
We wake up and go to IHOP.
Everyone is gettin shit like
Buttermilk pancakes
Eggs
Bacon
grits...u kno..Breakfast food.
Me..being Camilo orders 4 Chocolate chips pancakes with whipcream ontop.
the Waitress asks
U want normal buttermilk pancakes or chocolate pancakes?
My eyes opend up wide like i just seen a hot girl made outta candy, holdin a set of Mercedez keys on one hand, and a KY lubricant on the other.
"Yess please"
FAIL
horrible breakfast food that turned against me the followin day
anyways
we leave and go to Jonathan's frined's house and play some video games. Pretty fun..i den proceeded to take more chocolate when the guy offered us some.
What can i say? Chocolate is my weakness. =)
After words we go back home
and jus chill and relax till we see the UFC Lyoto vs. Evans match
We started to watch it online while in the middle of it it shuts off and the video player says
"Offline"
"they caught on to us"
Jon texts on his phone and we leave to his friends house to watch the fight.
The guys were pretty cool
Offeres us some funky colored cupcakes and Rice krispies wanabee treats.
The match was good
Lyoto knocked out Rashad and now i owe Angel a Favor...fuck
Sunday-
We wake up
and we're just chillin wen jon asks
"Hey wana go to the beach??"
lol
we go to the beach and was madd chill and fun
ate sum chips
played witht he big beach ball
threw rocks
FUN!!
lol
it was
Then we arrived back home
ate
and jus chilled and watched
"Zack and Mary Make A Porno"
Funny ass movie!
Monday-
im here with my cousin Angel
He's on his laptop
Im on mine typing this out.
its 2:30 pm
we'll see what happenes layta today
=)
Friday, May 22, 2009
..Im into me dude..
I wud like to be the Unicorn.
lol
He's soo gone
and the dinosaur at the beggining
lmao
"YEAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Almost there..
So 4 months didnt go by in a blink of an eye?
dam ima miss it up here
had mad fun
made new friends
worked at a cool ass job
ima def miss it
but i have to go back home.
I got responsibilities to uphold.
People to take care of
situations i need to clear up
friends waiting for me.
BUt..and a BIG BUT..BUTT (lol)
something is makin me wana stay here..
grrrrr
this blows like a dirty Ho
Partying this weekend. Cant wait!
cookout/ getty tomorrow
Club Sat
sounds like a good weekend to me yo
and Maria
stfu it was only a feeling and it was the
"What if.." feeling lol. but im glad u somewuh understand
well, ima go stuff my face with sum food
=D
food makes me soo happy..till im done.
Den i feel fat
and i have the feeling that i suk, il work out tomorrow, i hate myself
lol jp jp
i love food =)
..o and one more thing
The Early bird doesnt get the warm
It gets to see the birth of a brand new day
peace
dam ima miss it up here
had mad fun
made new friends
worked at a cool ass job
ima def miss it
but i have to go back home.
I got responsibilities to uphold.
People to take care of
situations i need to clear up
friends waiting for me.
BUt..and a BIG BUT..BUTT (lol)
something is makin me wana stay here..
grrrrr
this blows like a dirty Ho
Partying this weekend. Cant wait!
cookout/ getty tomorrow
Club Sat
sounds like a good weekend to me yo
and Maria
stfu it was only a feeling and it was the
"What if.." feeling lol. but im glad u somewuh understand
well, ima go stuff my face with sum food
=D
food makes me soo happy..till im done.
Den i feel fat
and i have the feeling that i suk, il work out tomorrow, i hate myself
lol jp jp
i love food =)
..o and one more thing
The Early bird doesnt get the warm
It gets to see the birth of a brand new day
peace
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Really Camilo?!?! NOW?!
3 a.m.
listenin to
Pillow Talk- Kid Cudi
i know i shouldnt be thinkin about someone that i barely even know.
Cant Help it.
and i probably shouldnt even write about it, but i wana get it out.
I get this feeling.
This feeling that makes me think about the girl. And how it could possibly work out. How i can finally be happy with someone.
Someone that actually has the qualities that i want in an actual girlfriend.
It's like a fascination.
Ridiculous Camilo..You cant be thinkin like this. This is stupid and obviously crazy.
but fuck it
And EVERY TIME I GET THIS FEELING, something happens.
I have to go far away, or we lose connection somehow.
This happened like 4 times already so far. Since i was like 14, four girls gave me this feeling.
*Sigh
ima see her Wed. hopefully
then after that
who knows when il see her.
I said il most likely come back like Labor Day Weekend or suttin.
Hopefully she'll be here
and who knows what'l happen.
Maybe she can make me stay in Ct?
See..thats the kinda absurd shit im talkin about
the feeling makes me wana fuckin stay in CT..
wtf?
fuk it
ima knock out to my Zune
night
listenin to
Pillow Talk- Kid Cudi
i know i shouldnt be thinkin about someone that i barely even know.
Cant Help it.
and i probably shouldnt even write about it, but i wana get it out.
I get this feeling.
This feeling that makes me think about the girl. And how it could possibly work out. How i can finally be happy with someone.
Someone that actually has the qualities that i want in an actual girlfriend.
It's like a fascination.
Ridiculous Camilo..You cant be thinkin like this. This is stupid and obviously crazy.
but fuck it
And EVERY TIME I GET THIS FEELING, something happens.
I have to go far away, or we lose connection somehow.
This happened like 4 times already so far. Since i was like 14, four girls gave me this feeling.
*Sigh
ima see her Wed. hopefully
then after that
who knows when il see her.
I said il most likely come back like Labor Day Weekend or suttin.
Hopefully she'll be here
and who knows what'l happen.
Maybe she can make me stay in Ct?
See..thats the kinda absurd shit im talkin about
the feeling makes me wana fuckin stay in CT..
wtf?
fuk it
ima knock out to my Zune
night
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Best Wed. and Bad Sat.
I was workin Wed.
(which btw, ima miss my job. =(
workin at the mall, u get to see some real attractive girls and workin for Lady Footlocker was cool too)
well
anyways
i saw this girl walk pass our store and go into Forever 21.
=0
dis girl had nice thick thighs
big ass
and was wearin short shorts
and had like this white shirt on.
i was like
WHOA?
10 min. later she gets out walks towards our store and..
its one of my old friends that i messed around with.
Now she shall remain nameless for many purposes
hmm.now that i think about it
it was like going into my sophomore year summer
and i was
1-ugly
2-geeky
3-had no sense of style
4-immature (more than i am now)
5-a horrible liar (now im da best liar =) )
so idk how i pulled that off
she was pretty back den too
anyways..again
she came up to me and said hi
hugged
and we started talking
i gave a couple of compliments here and there.
Spice up the convo
Tell her to to come back at 6:30 so we can chill on my break
6;30 comes around
we go
and chill
talked
she's madd cool and still pretty hot
=)
so she den has to go and before she does
i get her number
sweet #1
As i was walking away from her i pass by this Interface stand( a modeling company that hires really hot 17,18,19 yr old girls to try to get ppl into modelin), and i see a girl that i kinda knew
not really
a week before
- she tried to get me to sign up for modelin, but i told her i was going to move back to FL soon and it wud be a waste of our time.
we talked for a bit and she said if she cud get a discount on shoes
sure she was cool, funny, and pretty
Why Not?
i go eat
walk pass it and we talk again
she's pretty cool =)
back to the story
i call her over and tell her we have the 50% discount this weekend and dat she shud come get sum
"what happens if ur not there?"
"Here, il just give you my number and call me once u get there. And when u say that u know me, say that like we're bestfriends and we knew each other for --"
"We can be bestfriends! >=0 "
"look, im leavin to florida in two weeks..i dont think-"
"We can still be bestfriends"
lol
I give her my number and i call my phone from hers
sweet #2
i go back to my store and i hearthat Jadakiss is on the second floor eatin
Word?
lol
i caught a glimpse but nothing special.
After we close up the store, i was walkin and saw a girl that works at Footlocker and waves to me
i go and sit where shes at and we start talkin.
My ride comes
"oo my ride is here, let me get ur number so we cud chill this week before i go home"
got it
sweet #3
Good Wed. Right? 3 girls numbers in less than 3 hours
Sat. rolls up and my cousins told me we're going to the club
Ight ight i dig
my friend trevor comes with us
We go to the club (R Bar)
Ghetto Club Central much?
me and my cousins are the only hispanics in the damn place
and all they were playin were
gucci Man
Soulja boy
That Stanky leg song
and other wack dance songs
=/
wuh only kept me and my cuzin amused was the level of hot black bodies(not faces) with small short shorts and drunk girls grindin on poles and dancin in crazy shit ways.
so we get in this line to go to the second floor
FUK MAN
we waited for like 2 hours to get upstairs and once we got there
it was
hot
crowded
and mad dudes like swayin back nd forth in like the central place of the floor
lol
we stook out like a sore rainbow, furry, glowing thumb
We chilled there for like a good 40 min or so
"I think we should GO!!"
we bounced
we shuda went to the Strip club like my cousin suggested
or gone to a better club cuz they werent playin anything good to dance to (Reggeaton)
=/
good Wed.
bad Sat.
i guess it gotta balance itself out right?
(which btw, ima miss my job. =(
workin at the mall, u get to see some real attractive girls and workin for Lady Footlocker was cool too)
well
anyways
i saw this girl walk pass our store and go into Forever 21.
=0
dis girl had nice thick thighs
big ass
and was wearin short shorts
and had like this white shirt on.
i was like
WHOA?
10 min. later she gets out walks towards our store and..
its one of my old friends that i messed around with.
Now she shall remain nameless for many purposes
hmm.now that i think about it
it was like going into my sophomore year summer
and i was
1-ugly
2-geeky
3-had no sense of style
4-immature (more than i am now)
5-a horrible liar (now im da best liar =) )
so idk how i pulled that off
she was pretty back den too
anyways..again
she came up to me and said hi
hugged
and we started talking
i gave a couple of compliments here and there.
Spice up the convo
Tell her to to come back at 6:30 so we can chill on my break
6;30 comes around
we go
and chill
talked
she's madd cool and still pretty hot
=)
so she den has to go and before she does
i get her number
sweet #1
As i was walking away from her i pass by this Interface stand( a modeling company that hires really hot 17,18,19 yr old girls to try to get ppl into modelin), and i see a girl that i kinda knew
not really
a week before
- she tried to get me to sign up for modelin, but i told her i was going to move back to FL soon and it wud be a waste of our time.
we talked for a bit and she said if she cud get a discount on shoes
sure she was cool, funny, and pretty
Why Not?
i go eat
walk pass it and we talk again
she's pretty cool =)
back to the story
i call her over and tell her we have the 50% discount this weekend and dat she shud come get sum
"what happens if ur not there?"
"Here, il just give you my number and call me once u get there. And when u say that u know me, say that like we're bestfriends and we knew each other for --"
"We can be bestfriends! >=0 "
"look, im leavin to florida in two weeks..i dont think-"
"We can still be bestfriends"
lol
I give her my number and i call my phone from hers
sweet #2
i go back to my store and i hearthat Jadakiss is on the second floor eatin
Word?
lol
i caught a glimpse but nothing special.
After we close up the store, i was walkin and saw a girl that works at Footlocker and waves to me
i go and sit where shes at and we start talkin.
My ride comes
"oo my ride is here, let me get ur number so we cud chill this week before i go home"
got it
sweet #3
Good Wed. Right? 3 girls numbers in less than 3 hours
Sat. rolls up and my cousins told me we're going to the club
Ight ight i dig
my friend trevor comes with us
We go to the club (R Bar)
Ghetto Club Central much?
me and my cousins are the only hispanics in the damn place
and all they were playin were
gucci Man
Soulja boy
That Stanky leg song
and other wack dance songs
=/
wuh only kept me and my cuzin amused was the level of hot black bodies(not faces) with small short shorts and drunk girls grindin on poles and dancin in crazy shit ways.
so we get in this line to go to the second floor
FUK MAN
we waited for like 2 hours to get upstairs and once we got there
it was
hot
crowded
and mad dudes like swayin back nd forth in like the central place of the floor
lol
we stook out like a sore rainbow, furry, glowing thumb
We chilled there for like a good 40 min or so
"I think we should GO!!"
we bounced
we shuda went to the Strip club like my cousin suggested
or gone to a better club cuz they werent playin anything good to dance to (Reggeaton)
=/
good Wed.
bad Sat.
i guess it gotta balance itself out right?
Monday, May 11, 2009
Dirty Socks
so it was like Thursday and i jus came from work
and i had to take a big deuce right?
so i rushed and omg..it was hectic.
I was there for like a good 20 min or so..
then i jus sat there chillin, just thinkin bout shit.
I turn me head to the toilet paper rolly thingy and well..WUH U KNO??!!
no toilet paper...fuk.
5 min past
10 min past
15 minutes past..
fuk this
so i looked around and found Options
1-my beater
2- my socks
3- used toilet paper
i went for number 2
and now i have a pair of socks less in my drawers
=(
and i had to take a big deuce right?
so i rushed and omg..it was hectic.
I was there for like a good 20 min or so..
then i jus sat there chillin, just thinkin bout shit.
I turn me head to the toilet paper rolly thingy and well..WUH U KNO??!!
no toilet paper...fuk.
5 min past
10 min past
15 minutes past..
fuk this
so i looked around and found Options
1-my beater
2- my socks
3- used toilet paper
i went for number 2
and now i have a pair of socks less in my drawers
=(
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
"Nah man, im a big baby. I'm scared of needles"
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