Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
REALLY?!?!
So there's this girl.
and its kinda funny how i met her.
FIRST ENCOUNTER:
I was at a 7 Eleven with my two boys and we were fillin up his car pull up for gas, and i recognized the driver. I havent seen this girl since middle school so i was like
"STEPHANIE!!!! "
We all talked and i noticed she had a cute friend in the passenger seat. MAD PRETTY.
I spoke to steph on facebook tellin her
"yo your Friend is cute, hook a brotha uppp!"
"Hook your self up camilo"
-___-
I didnt pursue it.
SECOND ENCOUNTER:
I was walking through the main building at my school when i saw my "Brother" Josue and i havent seen him in a while so i went to the line he was at and talked to him, AND THERE SHE WAS. he introduced me and i said hi and whatnot and she dropped her key. Seeing my chance, i picked it up to hand it to her
"O no, you can have it"
...what?...ok? lol
then me and Josue kept talking den i left...
dam...
THIRD ENCOUNTER:
First day of my Mythology class. Im walking to my class and noticed no one was inside, so i wait around. More and more students are waiting too. I see this girl and she was on the phone and she kept looking at me. First i thought it was kind of flattering, but then she kept doing it.
"ok why is she lookin at me, do i have suttin on my face??"
wen the door opens and everybody is going in, she walks up to me and hands me the phone
"Here, Josue wants to talk to you"
BAM! ITS HER AGAIN
i taqlk to him what not anddddddddddd yea lol.
She sits next to me in that class..=D
So weeks go by and she misses class one day and apparently does pretty bad in one of her quizzes.
She tells me on Facebook that i have to be her tutor.
im fine with hat lol
so we small talk,
here and there.
i gave her my number
she gave me hers.
then one night i had the courage to text her..it was like 12 am
she just got home and i jus got home, and i didnt wana be home.
"Id ask you to come and watch a movie, but ima fall sleep on you lol"
"Well i can just stop by for a min."
=)
she was maddd chill and that "for a min" turned into FOUR hours.
ever since then iv been chillin and talkin to her.
i gave her a Valentine's Day card.
I hope she liked it, i still have to give her those flowers tho =/
I went grocery shopping with her last night after work.
Hopefully this continues and something good comes out.
lets hope =)
I admit i was tired, but i enjoyed helping her.
and its kinda funny how i met her.
FIRST ENCOUNTER:
I was at a 7 Eleven with my two boys and we were fillin up his car pull up for gas, and i recognized the driver. I havent seen this girl since middle school so i was like
"STEPHANIE!!!! "
We all talked and i noticed she had a cute friend in the passenger seat. MAD PRETTY.
I spoke to steph on facebook tellin her
"yo your Friend is cute, hook a brotha uppp!"
"Hook your self up camilo"
-___-
I didnt pursue it.
SECOND ENCOUNTER:
I was walking through the main building at my school when i saw my "Brother" Josue and i havent seen him in a while so i went to the line he was at and talked to him, AND THERE SHE WAS. he introduced me and i said hi and whatnot and she dropped her key. Seeing my chance, i picked it up to hand it to her
"O no, you can have it"
...what?...ok? lol
then me and Josue kept talking den i left...
dam...
THIRD ENCOUNTER:
First day of my Mythology class. Im walking to my class and noticed no one was inside, so i wait around. More and more students are waiting too. I see this girl and she was on the phone and she kept looking at me. First i thought it was kind of flattering, but then she kept doing it.
"ok why is she lookin at me, do i have suttin on my face??"
wen the door opens and everybody is going in, she walks up to me and hands me the phone
"Here, Josue wants to talk to you"
BAM! ITS HER AGAIN
i taqlk to him what not anddddddddddd yea lol.
She sits next to me in that class..=D
So weeks go by and she misses class one day and apparently does pretty bad in one of her quizzes.
She tells me on Facebook that i have to be her tutor.
im fine with hat lol
so we small talk,
here and there.
i gave her my number
she gave me hers.
then one night i had the courage to text her..it was like 12 am
she just got home and i jus got home, and i didnt wana be home.
"Id ask you to come and watch a movie, but ima fall sleep on you lol"
"Well i can just stop by for a min."
=)
she was maddd chill and that "for a min" turned into FOUR hours.
ever since then iv been chillin and talkin to her.
i gave her a Valentine's Day card.
I hope she liked it, i still have to give her those flowers tho =/
I went grocery shopping with her last night after work.
Hopefully this continues and something good comes out.
lets hope =)
I admit i was tired, but i enjoyed helping her.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Seeking hot vet to figure out what the fuck is wrong with my cat - m4w
Date: 2009-05-12, 11:51AM EDT
You: Hot vet who knows what she's doing. Specialized in feline medicine, preferably ophthalmology and/or head-related neurological shit. Unlimited access to various medical machinery and doodad thingies to use on a cat to find out what, specifically, the fuck is wrong with it. Ability to, if said shit that's wrong with it isn't terminal, fix said shit in a timely and professional manner. Unlimited access to medication for a cat. Ability to give all of this care to my cat for cheap, if not free. Serious hotness a plus, great rack preferred but not required.
Me: Owner of a blind cat that has some sort of fucking thing wrong with him and nobody just seems to be able to up and tell me what it is. They are very eager to run all manner of expensive tests on him, but I am pretty much out of disposable income to funnel into the money pit that he has become. The vets have all been very nice and none of this is really their fault, and they have given me some follow-up visits for free, but they just do not know what is going on with him. They have missed some critical issues that might have prevented some of the bad things from happening, but without knowing exactly what is causing this I guess I can't say for sure that any of this could have been prevented. I am a Virgo. As of a month ago I was a proud owner of a normal healthy cat, but as of today I am the proud owner of a lethargic, nervous, blind cat. I have driven him up to Charlotte to see a specialist, but I will get into that in the "Cat" section. More about me - I am a fire eater, I have a good sense of humor, and I like bad Sci Fi Channel movies. I can also cook very well. I would be willing to cook for you if you could help my fucking cat because I am serious when I say that this shit is just way out of control at this point.
Cat: A tabby that I picked up as a stray, he's probably around four years old as best they can tell. He is sweet, loving, and never mean. A month ago he was seeing all sorts of things and running around my apartment chasing sunbeams, but those days have apparently slammed to a sudden and horrific halt. He got an eye infection that led to terrible, terrible things. (The vet did not catch that his lower eyelid was turned under a bit and he could not blink - possibly if they had then none of this would have happened.) The eye infection turned into his cornea rupturing while I was feeding him treats. Being probably borderline retarded, he kept eating while his eye leaked out all over the place. So off to Charlotte we went to have his eye removed! The specialist said all was great and he was healthy and the world was beautiful. Except on Saturday he went blind in his other fucking eye, which seems to me to contradict the whole "he is very healthy and his remaining eye is just in tip top shape" shit the specialist told me. He likes treats, being petted, and sitting in sunlight. Although right now he likes being curled up in a corner being pathetic, I guess because he can't see, but maybe he's slowly dying. If someone could tell me that would be totally fucking awesome. So far no one's really told me much except "well his tests seem to be fine! We can run more!"
I got a call this morning that even though they have run four separate tests that showed there's no pressure in his eye, they think there is pressure in his eye and they want me to - get ready for this - buy some expensive eye drops to relieve this imaginary pressure that is almost certainly not there. Of course they do, why wouldn't they? I don't know how much they cost yet but you know I will probably just buy them because I am dumb as shit when it comes to this cat. Unfortunately I am really out of money to spend on him at this point. These eye drops and his appointment with the specialist on Thursday will be the last things I can do for him other than comfort him and hope he doesn't die.
Here's where you come in. You can help my cat for little to no money and I can be thankful while staring at your magnificent legs, your beautiful breasts, your gorgeous, smiling face. That will make ME feel better after all the crazy shit I've been through this month. You'll feel good because you'll be helping a cat that quite honestly is one of the sweetest animals anyone has ever met. That'll make EVERYONE involved happy. Plus I'll cook for you if you want, and that will make you happy, too. We all win. This is platonic only, as I am not expecting you to hop in the sack with me, but if you decide you want to then let me just say up front that I am not going to argue with you.
Don't worry, the cat is physically incapable of watching. I just wish I knew why.
UPDATE - Unfortunately I had to have him put to sleep. After his last surgery to clear his eye socket up an infection set in and never really let up. He had a whole lot of very sudden problems that he didn't have six months ago - the blindness was only part of it. He was also losing teeth despite having perfect teeth a year ago. The infection didn't clear up, and he stopped eating, then got what one vet said was "just a cold." That didn't clear up either, and he stopped drinking too. I fed him and watered him via syringe for a few days, then he started vomiting everything up. The next day he started bleeding out through his nose and mouth and it wouldn't stop, so I had to have him put down.
Thank you for all the kind words I received, the concern, and the ACTUAL VET who responded and was very nice and helpful despite not being in this town. Craigslist is an interesting place full of great people who make up for the fact that it also has people who want to dress up as Benjamin Franklin and have you shove balsa wood airplanes up their assholes while they blow farm animals.
Goodbye, Bruiser. I'm going to miss you.
You: Hot vet who knows what she's doing. Specialized in feline medicine, preferably ophthalmology and/or head-related neurological shit. Unlimited access to various medical machinery and doodad thingies to use on a cat to find out what, specifically, the fuck is wrong with it. Ability to, if said shit that's wrong with it isn't terminal, fix said shit in a timely and professional manner. Unlimited access to medication for a cat. Ability to give all of this care to my cat for cheap, if not free. Serious hotness a plus, great rack preferred but not required.
Me: Owner of a blind cat that has some sort of fucking thing wrong with him and nobody just seems to be able to up and tell me what it is. They are very eager to run all manner of expensive tests on him, but I am pretty much out of disposable income to funnel into the money pit that he has become. The vets have all been very nice and none of this is really their fault, and they have given me some follow-up visits for free, but they just do not know what is going on with him. They have missed some critical issues that might have prevented some of the bad things from happening, but without knowing exactly what is causing this I guess I can't say for sure that any of this could have been prevented. I am a Virgo. As of a month ago I was a proud owner of a normal healthy cat, but as of today I am the proud owner of a lethargic, nervous, blind cat. I have driven him up to Charlotte to see a specialist, but I will get into that in the "Cat" section. More about me - I am a fire eater, I have a good sense of humor, and I like bad Sci Fi Channel movies. I can also cook very well. I would be willing to cook for you if you could help my fucking cat because I am serious when I say that this shit is just way out of control at this point.
Cat: A tabby that I picked up as a stray, he's probably around four years old as best they can tell. He is sweet, loving, and never mean. A month ago he was seeing all sorts of things and running around my apartment chasing sunbeams, but those days have apparently slammed to a sudden and horrific halt. He got an eye infection that led to terrible, terrible things. (The vet did not catch that his lower eyelid was turned under a bit and he could not blink - possibly if they had then none of this would have happened.) The eye infection turned into his cornea rupturing while I was feeding him treats. Being probably borderline retarded, he kept eating while his eye leaked out all over the place. So off to Charlotte we went to have his eye removed! The specialist said all was great and he was healthy and the world was beautiful. Except on Saturday he went blind in his other fucking eye, which seems to me to contradict the whole "he is very healthy and his remaining eye is just in tip top shape" shit the specialist told me. He likes treats, being petted, and sitting in sunlight. Although right now he likes being curled up in a corner being pathetic, I guess because he can't see, but maybe he's slowly dying. If someone could tell me that would be totally fucking awesome. So far no one's really told me much except "well his tests seem to be fine! We can run more!"
I got a call this morning that even though they have run four separate tests that showed there's no pressure in his eye, they think there is pressure in his eye and they want me to - get ready for this - buy some expensive eye drops to relieve this imaginary pressure that is almost certainly not there. Of course they do, why wouldn't they? I don't know how much they cost yet but you know I will probably just buy them because I am dumb as shit when it comes to this cat. Unfortunately I am really out of money to spend on him at this point. These eye drops and his appointment with the specialist on Thursday will be the last things I can do for him other than comfort him and hope he doesn't die.
Here's where you come in. You can help my cat for little to no money and I can be thankful while staring at your magnificent legs, your beautiful breasts, your gorgeous, smiling face. That will make ME feel better after all the crazy shit I've been through this month. You'll feel good because you'll be helping a cat that quite honestly is one of the sweetest animals anyone has ever met. That'll make EVERYONE involved happy. Plus I'll cook for you if you want, and that will make you happy, too. We all win. This is platonic only, as I am not expecting you to hop in the sack with me, but if you decide you want to then let me just say up front that I am not going to argue with you.
Don't worry, the cat is physically incapable of watching. I just wish I knew why.
UPDATE - Unfortunately I had to have him put to sleep. After his last surgery to clear his eye socket up an infection set in and never really let up. He had a whole lot of very sudden problems that he didn't have six months ago - the blindness was only part of it. He was also losing teeth despite having perfect teeth a year ago. The infection didn't clear up, and he stopped eating, then got what one vet said was "just a cold." That didn't clear up either, and he stopped drinking too. I fed him and watered him via syringe for a few days, then he started vomiting everything up. The next day he started bleeding out through his nose and mouth and it wouldn't stop, so I had to have him put down.
Thank you for all the kind words I received, the concern, and the ACTUAL VET who responded and was very nice and helpful despite not being in this town. Craigslist is an interesting place full of great people who make up for the fact that it also has people who want to dress up as Benjamin Franklin and have you shove balsa wood airplanes up their assholes while they blow farm animals.
Goodbye, Bruiser. I'm going to miss you.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
well
i havent been on as much as i used to be.
i cant even remember my last post really.
hmmm
too busy with school and chillin with people.
In that Jelly again
=/
i cant even remember my last post really.
hmmm
too busy with school and chillin with people.
In that Jelly again
=/
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